Thought Getaway

Tattered and Torn, Chapter 8

Garfield knew where this was headed, but strangely – it felt too right to stop. “Well I don’t know I mean, this one button right here,” he emphasized, meaning the button that fastened his jeans. “always gives me such hell… would you mind lending a hand?” He gave a smooth wink, a lustful smirk slowly appearing.

caitikoi:

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Soooo true xD -_-

druggedandhorny:

morning.

Bahahahah xD

druggedandhorny:

morning.

Bahahahah xD

Looks good, but I’d never try it XD

Looks good, but I’d never try it XD

(Source: ifyoub3lieve)

nlitn:

The days of corporate greed and false partnerships are coming to an end. The era of righteousness is here

nlitn:

The days of corporate greed and false partnerships are coming to an end. The era of righteousness is here

Lmaooooooo I love this xD

Lmaooooooo I love this xD

(Source: gi-raffe, via sgreen703)

Every night:

Me: Oye, I'm so tired I need to go to bed *snuggles into bed*

Body: I'm not comfy

Bed: Here let me add a spring in your side

Body: MAKE ME COMFY

Stomach: I'm hungry

Brain: Hey since you're up, lets contemplate the meaning of life

Me: *about 30 min later, finally comfy*

Brain: Hey remember that time in third grade when you...

Leg: Screw this , I'm going to sleep without you

Ear: WTF was that?!

Brain: It could be a robber, maybe a fire, maybe your mom fell, something broke, probably an emergency, but hey remember when..

Me: *an hour later, comfy again*

Bladder: Not so fast missy.

Ughhhh, so true lmao