Thought Getaway
Always has so much to say! Very informative for someone who’s beauty / fashion challenged like myself xD
Garfield knew where this was headed, but strangely – it felt too right to stop. “Well I don’t know I mean, this one button right here,” he emphasized, meaning the button that fastened his jeans. “always gives me such hell… would you mind lending a hand?” He gave a smooth wink, a lustful smirk slowly appearing.
The days of corporate greed and false partnerships are coming to an end. The era of righteousness is here
Me: Oye, I'm so tired I need to go to bed *snuggles into bed*
Body: I'm not comfy
Bed: Here let me add a spring in your side
Body: MAKE ME COMFY
Stomach: I'm hungry
Brain: Hey since you're up, lets contemplate the meaning of life
Me: *about 30 min later, finally comfy*
Brain: Hey remember that time in third grade when you...
Leg: Screw this , I'm going to sleep without you
Ear: WTF was that?!
Brain: It could be a robber, maybe a fire, maybe your mom fell, something broke, probably an emergency, but hey remember when..
Me: *an hour later, comfy again*
Bladder: Not so fast missy.
Ughhhh, so true lmao


